WHAT????? No Santa This Year?


Santa won’t be comin’ round this year!
That plump ole chump has lost his Christmas cheer
You see Dasher hurt his left front hoof
when the team slid off an icy roof, so,
Santa won’t be comin’ round this year!

Santa won’t be comin’ round this year!
That grand ole man has lost his Christmas cheer
In that same fall Rudolph hurt his rump
Then sued Saint Nick for workman’s cump, so,
Santa won’t be comin’ round this year!

Santa won’t be comin’ round this year!
That fat ole cat has lost his Christmas cheer
You see years and years of late night course
drove poor Ms Claus to seek divorce, so,
Santa won’t be comin’ round this year!

Santa won’t be comin’ round this year!
That glum ole chum has lost his Christmas cheer
To bring those gifts He was inclined, but
He’s just had too much on his mind, so,
Santa won’t be comin’ round this year!

WAIT!!!! Santa will be comin’ round this year!
That sly ole guy regained his Christmas cheer
Ms Claus now owns the shop and sleigh
But, thanks to toys ‘r’ us and chev-ro-let, Ole,
Santa will be comin’ round this year!

So remember to mail those letters to Santa early this year, send them in care of the General Post Office, San Francisco, California.
That’s where Santa gets his mail now that Ms Claus has a restraining order issued to keep him away from the North Pole.
And don’t expect to see Rudolph as he’s still recouperating and awaiting settlement of his suit.
Ms Claus say’s don’t look for the other reindeer either as they’re walking picket with the elves wanting wages comparable to those Rudolph’s agent arranged through the contractual agreement since his song became famous.

Oh yeah.... and all of you 24 hour service stations... Santa ask’s that you put out a sign if you don’t take “American Express” (that way he won’t have to waste time checking the listings when he pays at the pump!)...............
by pkmoore 1997











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